10/19/2011

Skittles Original Fruit - 54 oz. bag Review

Skittles Original Fruit - 54 oz. bag
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Some people (that's a stretch) will tell you that there is no discernable difference from delicious skittle to delicious skittle. They think (another stretch) that all skittle are made a like. I'm here to tell you that these people are just pinko commie subversives. They want all the skittles to taste the same, that way the masses won't gravitate to a favorite, superior skittle. Pure marxist [...] Don't trust these people. It is your duty (unless you live in a god forsaken commy stronghold...where you probably can't enjoy delictible candies such as these anyway) to strike down these people where they stand. It's clear to any real defender of justice that the grape (purple) skittle is by far and above the most pure and delicious. Anyone who says otherwise should be sterilized and removed from society where they can do no more damage, hopefully before coming into contact with any impressionable children. This of course only applies to the real skittles not the bastardized versions (particularly sour) that are used by the shadow government to control our thoughts and movement via restless leg syndrome. Consider yourself warned, you will not be spared when the reclamation is at hand.

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